Us runners are a…special…breed. And while others may have to deal with some of our weird quirks, there are some things that you can ALWAYS count on us for…
Weather Forecasts & What to Wear:
Don’t know whether you’ll need that coat today? We do. Runners always know what the weather is supposed to be like AND what the weather is ACTUALLY like – so you can always rely on us to let you know what to wear. “No, you’re not going to need that coat. Actually, you might want to swap out that long sleeve for a t-shirt too. Once you get moving around out there it really warms up.” Trust us, we know.
The Best Pizza & Pasta Places Around:
Looking for somewhere to eat? Runners ALWAYS know the best places to eat – especially the ones that specialize in carbs. We’ve got the scoop on all the best pizza and pasta places in town – and we’ve likely tried everything on the menu. What? A girl’s gotta refuel after that long run.
The Locations of ALL Public Restrooms:
Out for a bike ride and need to use the bathroom? Don’t worry. If you’re with a runner, you’re in good hands. We know all of the public restrooms, whether they’re open, and whether they’re cleaned regularly.
The Multiples of Numbers 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12:
Need some quick math? Runners know all multiplication and division facts – especially for the numbers 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12. While running, we’ve gone over these quick facts millions of times to calculate our pace.
Wind Forecasts, Wind Speeds, and Wind Direction:
We always know which way the wind is blowing and how hard. Have you ever tried to run into the wind when it’s on full blast? If you have – you’d remember which way it’s blowing too. Even though we can’t avoid the wind, we take mental note of which way is the easier direction to travel during those runs.
The Distance You’ve Traveled (by car, boat, bike, foot, etc.) to the Nearest Tenth:
“Oh yeah, that store should be about 1.3 miles up there to the left.” Yes, we speak directions to the nearest tenth – and usually – we’re pretty accurate. “We’ve been going for about .7 miles so far.” Just trust us.
What Time Sunrise Will Be:
“The sun usually rises about halfway through my 6:30 a.m. run – sometime around mile 4. So the sunrise should be at approximately 7:02 these days.” Have you ever tried running 8 miles at 6:30 a.m.? If so, you know what I’m talkin’ about.
What That Muscle, Tendon, or Ligament is:
Us runners have had every injury scare, sore muscle, potential pull, and physical freak-out – and we’ve done our research. So if you have a question about something going on – you can trust that we likely have a stack of information to pull from to help you out.
Where to Put All Those Things You Don’t Want to Carry:
Wondering where to put those keys that you don’t want to carry while you’re at Disney World? We know all of the tricks and tips for carrying things that you don’t want to carry. We’ve had to carry water bottles, phones, headphones, keys, chapstick, powerbars, starbursts… so we can offer many-a-suggestion for how to most conveniently carry those random items.
All of the Motivation, Encouragement, & Support You Could EVER Dream of:
Runners know how to cheer, motivate, support, and encourage those around them. We give, and receive, support in such abundance that we’ve learned what works and what doesn’t. If you’re needing a pep-talk, an accountability buddy, a support system, or just some encouragement – you can count on runners to supply it in large doses. That’s what we do best (outside of running, of course)!
This is spot on! The distance to places down to the tenths made me laugh because it’s sooo true. Runners also make great food bloggers because we all love to eat and we find the coolest places because we are constantly exploring cities on foot and can smell all the delicious smells. And I definitely know the weather and the time of the sunrise. Runners also tend to be great storytellers. I mean….you have to do something to pass all the time on a long run, right?
Hahaha YES! And we always remember everything in so much detail – “and then. On mile 3. I saw a dog! And did you know that the William’s family put in new sprinklers? They did. Must have gotten them last week because I’ve never seen them before. And then..” hahaha we notice EVERYTHING.
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